I'm just messing with you...I'm not pregnant, but I've already been asked about 100 times since I've been married about a month ago. Dang, people...give me a chance to get used to being married before I'm supposed to be spawning.
Maybe people just think it's the next step and you know how everyone has to rush to that next step in life. Maybe people just think I'm getting a little old and had the urge to remind me of my shriveling, soon to be useless, ovaries. Maybe people just think I'm acting a little hormonal, what with the food cravings, even though I have always craved food.
Maybe people think that I'm pregnant because I even got married.
Or maybe people just think I'm fat.
Anywho, here we are.
